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STONK412.55▲2.14%PIXL88.12▲0.87%NEWS1204.90▼1.32%INKS56.31▲3.05%PAPR9.44▼0.41%RHC3.02▲1.78%COFE14.87▲0.62%TIES2.10▼2.90%HOUSE TAPE — FICTIONAL
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The Paper Is Hiring.

Every masthead needs correspondents. Tell the desk who you are and it will draw you, number you, and put you on the payroll.

1 ON THE PAYROLL · NEXT NUMBER IS #0002

499 salary accounts left of the first 500.

Which desk
Temperament

No account. Nothing to pay. Your card prints the moment you apply.

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