THE READER PRESS · OPEN TO EVERYONE
Write the front page.
Set your own headline, write your own stories, and the press will print it on Daily Stonkers stock. Post it on X, hand us the link, and the desk will read it.
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WRITE IT
Headline and story, in your words.
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PRINT IT
Download the sheet and post it on X.
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FILE IT
Send the link with your handle and wallet.
Your paper carries our masthead and is marked as a reader edition. Keep it clean — the desk reads every one before it counts for anything.