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WEDNESDAY, 26 AUGUST 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

4 up, 4 down. The middle of the tape moved +6.19%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

Wolves of the Wallstreet Gives Back -97.14%

Wolves of the Wallstreet closed at a floor of 0.0070 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.0070 ETH, 24h -97.14%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 5.30 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 4 collections advanced today and 4 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 5.30 ETH · 4 up / 4 down

THE CHAIN

0 Transactions Before the Bell

Robinhood Chain settled 0 transactions today against a standing total of 490,591,459, across 16,611,391 addresses ever recorded. Blocks are closing every 0.09 seconds at 0.06 gwei. The desk notes the pace and makes nothing of it.

0 txns today · 46,270,477 blocks · 0.087s block time

The board

CollectionFloor24h
StonkBrokers5.30 Ξ-1.12%
Cash Cats0.1030 Ξ-22.73%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
Chain Mancers0.2900 Ξ-12.12%
OnChainHoodies0.0178 Ξ+13.50%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
RDEGEN HOOD0.3870 Ξ+514.29%
Wolves of the Wallstreet0.0070 Ξ-97.14%

The chain

Transactions today
0
All time
490,591,459
Addresses
16,611,391
Block time
0.09s · 0.06 gwei