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STONK412.552.14%PIXL88.120.87%NEWS1204.901.32%INKS56.313.05%PAPR9.440.41%RHC3.021.78%COFE14.870.62%TIES2.102.90%HOUSE TAPE — FICTIONAL
TUESDAY, 11 AUGUST 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

2 up, 3 down. The middle of the tape moved +0.00%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Puts On +26.09%

Cash Cats finished the session at a floor of 0.0870 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0870 ETH, 24h +26.09%

THE DAY'S FALL

PitBoys Gives Back -16.00%

PitBoys closed at a floor of 0.1890 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.1890 ETH, 24h -16.00%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 13.41 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 2 collections advanced today and 3 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 13.41 ETH · 2 up / 3 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
Chain Mancers1.15 Ξ+0.00%
StonkBrokers13.41 Ξ+3.15%
Cash Cats0.0870 Ξ+26.09%
Zaibatsu Wagies0.2950 Ξ+0.00%
PitBoys0.1890 Ξ-16.00%
pyopyopyopyo0.0790 Ξ-11.24%
MonkeyHood0.0288 Ξ+0.00%
OnChainHoodies0.0380 Ξ-2.56%