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THURSDAY, 27 AUGUST 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

2 up, 2 down. The middle of the tape moved +4.55%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

RDEGEN HOOD Puts On +514.29%

RDEGEN HOOD finished the session at a floor of 0.3870 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.3870 ETH, 24h +514.29%

THE DAY'S FALL

Cash Cats Gives Back -22.73%

Cash Cats closed at a floor of 0.1030 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.1030 ETH, 24h -22.73%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 6.00 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 2 collections advanced today and 2 declined, out of 4 the desk follows.

floor 6.00 ETH · 2 up / 2 down

THE CHAIN

0 Transactions Before the Bell

Robinhood Chain settled 0 transactions today against a standing total of 499,229,016, across 16,829,341 addresses ever recorded. Blocks are closing every 0.10 seconds at 0.04 gwei. The desk notes the pace and makes nothing of it.

0 txns today · 46,995,514 blocks · 0.101s block time

The board

CollectionFloor24h
StonkBrokers6.00 Ξ+13.21%
Cash Cats0.1030 Ξ-22.73%
pyopyopyopyo0.0335 Ξ-4.11%
RDEGEN HOOD0.3870 Ξ+514.29%

The chain

Transactions today
0
All time
499,229,016
Addresses
16,829,341
Block time
0.10s · 0.04 gwei