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The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

3 up, 5 down. The middle of the tape moved -4.52%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

RH MACHINES Gives Back -48.84%

RH MACHINES closed at a floor of 0.0049 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.0049 ETH, 24h -48.84%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 3.04 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 3 collections advanced today and 5 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 3.04 ETH · 3 up / 5 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
Hashcats0.0880 Ξ-30.11%
Rare Friends Genesis0.5810 Ξ-8.71%
RH MACHINES0.0049 Ξ-48.84%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
Chain Mancers0.5400 Ξ+10.32%
StonkBrokers3.04 Ξ-0.33%
Cash Cats0.0248 Ξ-17.18%