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SUNDAY, 20 SEPTEMBER 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

4 up, 4 down. The middle of the tape moved +4.35%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

RH MACHINES Gives Back -65.15%

RH MACHINES closed at a floor of 0.0079 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.0079 ETH, 24h -65.15%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 3.19 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 4 collections advanced today and 4 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 3.19 ETH · 4 up / 4 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
Hashcats0.1413 Ξ+55.52%
Rare Friends Genesis0.8171 Ξ+12.03%
RH MACHINES0.0079 Ξ-65.15%
StonkBrokers3.19 Ξ-3.33%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
Chain Mancers0.4894 Ξ-9.35%
Cash Cats0.0312 Ξ-13.36%