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SUNDAY, 6 SEPTEMBER 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

5 up, 3 down. The middle of the tape moved +25.01%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

Wolves of the Wallstreet Gives Back -97.14%

Wolves of the Wallstreet closed at a floor of 0.0070 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.0070 ETH, 24h -97.14%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 4.50 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 5 collections advanced today and 3 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 4.50 ETH · 5 up / 3 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
StonkBrokers4.50 Ξ-6.25%
Chain Mancers0.6900 Ξ-4.70%
Cash Cats0.0449 Ξ+23.78%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
Robinhood Punks0.0080 Ξ+48.18%
RDEGEN HOOD0.3870 Ξ+514.29%
Wolves of the Wallstreet0.0070 Ξ-97.14%