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FRIDAY, 18 SEPTEMBER 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

5 up, 3 down. The middle of the tape moved +18.99%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

RH MACHINES Gives Back -14.39%

RH MACHINES closed at a floor of 0.0238 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.0238 ETH, 24h -14.39%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 3.90 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 5 collections advanced today and 3 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 3.90 ETH · 5 up / 3 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
Rare Friends Genesis1.33 Ξ+43.64%
Hashcats0.1347 Ξ-13.07%
StonkBrokers3.90 Ξ+11.75%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
Cash Cats0.0345 Ξ+39.54%
RH MACHINES0.0238 Ξ-14.39%
Chain Mancers0.5320 Ξ-9.83%