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SUNDAY, 27 SEPTEMBER 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

5 up, 3 down. The middle of the tape moved +18.23%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

Rare Friends Genesis Gives Back -21.07%

Rare Friends Genesis closed at a floor of 0.6964 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.6964 ETH, 24h -21.07%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 2.39 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 5 collections advanced today and 3 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 2.39 ETH · 5 up / 3 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
StonkBrokers2.39 Ξ-18.98%
Rare Friends Genesis0.6964 Ξ-21.07%
RH MACHINES0.0370 Ξ-2.63%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
Hashcats0.0467 Ξ+41.00%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
Chain Mancers0.5180 Ξ+10.24%
RDEGEN HOOD0.3870 Ξ+514.29%