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FRIDAY, 4 SEPTEMBER 2026PRICE: FREE

The Floor Cannot Agree With Itself

4 up, 4 down. The middle of the tape moved -2.33%, which tells you nothing about the ends of it.

THE DAY'S RISE

Cash Cats Brokers Puts On +724.00%

Cash Cats Brokers finished the session at a floor of 0.0412 ETH, the largest advance on the tape. Whether anyone was waiting for it is another question, and not one the figures answer.

floor 0.0412 ETH, 24h +724.00%

THE DAY'S FALL

Wolves of the Wallstreet Gives Back -97.14%

Wolves of the Wallstreet closed at a floor of 0.0070 ETH after the steepest decline on the tape. Floors move both ways; the desk notes it and moves on.

floor 0.0070 ETH, 24h -97.14%

THE BOARD

StonkBrokers Still Holds the Highest Floor

At 5.44 ETH, StonkBrokers sits at the top of the board. 4 collections advanced today and 4 declined, out of 8 the desk follows.

floor 5.44 ETH · 4 up / 4 down

The board

CollectionFloor24h
Cash Cats0.0443 Ξ-13.06%
StonkBrokers5.44 Ξ-16.18%
Chain Mancers1.02 Ξ-12.37%
Cash Cats Brokers0.0412 Ξ+724.00%
BILLIONERS BROKERS0.0395 Ξ+26.23%
PitBoys0.0160 Ξ+7.70%
RDEGEN HOOD0.3870 Ξ+514.29%
Wolves of the Wallstreet0.0070 Ξ-97.14%