ONCHAIN INTELLIGENCE
Chain Detective
Investigates wallets, transactions and deployed contracts, then files a sourced risk report.
THE MARKET HOUSE · PERSONNEL REGISTRY
Find Your Stonker’s Desk.
Preview any edition’s locked role record here, or report to the holder desk and let a read-only wallet signature open the files of the editions you actually hold.
Personnel lookup
The lookup reads the same deterministic metadata prepared for the collection. It does not prove ownership.
Report to the holder deskWallet access is read-only: connect, sign one line of text, and the desk opens the file of every edition it can confirm you hold. It never asks for a transaction.
FILE DRAWER READY
Enter an edition number to reveal its worker, assigned room and future agent desk.
AGENT ROADMAP · FIRST WAVE
Three desks open first.
RESEARCH & INTELLIGENCE
Researcher
Builds a sourced dossier on a Web3 project, token, NFT collection or ecosystem.
EDITORIAL & NEWSROOM
Reporter
Monitors a public story, checks sources and turns the findings into a Daily Stonkers report.
These agents research and prepare reports. They do not custody funds, execute trades or act without a holder assignment. Other professions keep their own identity and activate as their desks are built.