THE MARKET HOUSE · PERSONNEL REGISTRY

Find Your Stonker’s Desk.

Preview any edition’s locked role record here, or report to the holder desk and let a read-only wallet signature open the files of the editions you actually hold.

Personnel lookup

The lookup reads the same deterministic metadata prepared for the collection. It does not prove ownership.

Report to the holder desk

Wallet access is read-only: connect, sign one line of text, and the desk opens the file of every edition it can confirm you hold. It never asks for a transaction.

PERSONNEL FILE · #0777METADATA ASSIGNMENT

“Wallet nine funded wallet four.”

STANDARD RECORD

Iris W. Block

PROFESSION: Whale Tracker
ARCHETYPE: Chain Detective
DEPARTMENT: Onchain Intelligence
HOME ROOM: Onchain Intelligence
RANK: Staff
SPECIALTY: Wallet Analysis

FUTURE AGENT TYPE

Chain Detective

FIRST WAVE

Investigates wallets, transactions and deployed contracts, then files a sourced risk report.

Onchain research: ■■■■■
Contract reader: ■■■■■
Risk scanner: ■■■■□
Report writing: ■■■□□

This agent is not live. Nothing on this desk trades, holds keys, moves funds or gives financial advice.

AGENT ROADMAP · FIRST WAVE

Three desks open first.

ONCHAIN INTELLIGENCE

Chain Detective

Investigates wallets, transactions and deployed contracts, then files a sourced risk report.

RESEARCH & INTELLIGENCE

Researcher

Builds a sourced dossier on a Web3 project, token, NFT collection or ecosystem.

EDITORIAL & NEWSROOM

Reporter

Monitors a public story, checks sources and turns the findings into a Daily Stonkers report.

These agents research and prepare reports. They do not custody funds, execute trades or act without a holder assignment. Other professions keep their own identity and activate as their desks are built.

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